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Steve & Garry – July ‘82 – The Couch Incident (2/2)

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Over several posts we are looking at the Steve & Garry Show during the month of July 1982 when S&G were on WLS-FM. This series will cover several weeks and include The Steve Dahl Meltdown, E.T. and The Couch Incident. To go to the beginning of this series go here.

This is our final post in the July 1982 series. Here is 40+ minutes from the Friday, July 23 show. Steve is still home sick and the couch has been removed from the studio. It is a beautiful day in Chicago and Garry is down on Wacker Drive. Across the street there is a crew filming I Was a Mail Order Bride starring Valerie Bertinelli. Garry does talk with Steve on the phone and takes phone calls. There is also another playing of E.T. at the end of Part 2.

This audio is in 2 parts below. Enjoy!!!

Part 1


 

Part 2


 

Editorial commentary: July 1982 was obviously a weird month for the Steve & Garry Show. This all came less than 3 months after the passing of Marcus. I can’t speak for Steve, but I can say from personal experience that dealing with grief can completely consume your life. I think that dealing with the death of Marcus played a huge role in the overall demeanor of Steve and contributed greatly to these incidents.

Steve & Garry – July ‘82 – The Couch Incident (1/2)

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Over several posts we are looking at the Steve & Garry Show during the month of July 1982 when S&G were on WLS-FM. This series will cover several weeks and include The Steve Dahl Meltdown, E.T. and The Couch Incident. To go to the beginning of this series go here.

The Couch Incident
When Steve & Garry moved to “LS-FM” there was a leather couch in the hallway that SD had moved into their studio. Steve would do the show from the couch. Many times reclined and hungover. But most often it was just a comfortable way to be.

I will let most of the audio speak for itself here. But this piece really shows what a bunch a Dickheads management at WLS really was. It may also be pretty easy to extrapolate that to all radio management in general. Artists and those in authority don’t usually mix well.

Part of this aircheck features Program Director, Ric Lippencott, who was inaffectionately referred to as “Lipshitz.” In his 11 year career with ABC, Lippencott went from PD to Operations Manager to GM. The other name you hear often is “Scum”, which refers to John Garren who, at the time, was the Manager of AM-FM Operations at WLS. Steve had almost continuous run-ins with management at every level. They tried to control the Steve & Garry show. And the more they tried, the more S&G resisted. As Steve would say, “they are very top-heavy around here”. And my favorite “Scums of the Earth”.

So, just a quick set-up…Steve is at home sick and management decides to remove the couch from the studio. This aircheck is in two parts and was broadcast on WLS-FM on Thursday, July 22, 1982. The audio seems to be a tad speedy.

Part 2 below begins with one version of Steve’s song E.T. and his Adventures in L.A.

Enjoy!!

Part 1


 

Part 2


 

Steve & Garry – July ‘82 – E.T. (1/2)

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Over several posts we are looking at the Steve & Garry Show during the month of July 1982 when S&G were on WLS-FM. This series will cover several weeks and include The Steve Dahl Meltdown, E.T. and The Couch Incident. To go to the beginning of this series go here.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was a 1982 science fiction film co-produced and directed by Steven Spielberg. It was the blockbuster summer hit of 1982.

Steve wrote an original composition called “E.T. and his Adventures in L.A.”. This aircheck (21:43) is from Wednesday, July 14, 1982 (4 days after the Meltdown) and SD has just finished writing the song and wants listeners to guess that the song is about.

Also as part of this aircheck there is an old clip of Steve Dahl and Company (with characters), another set of panties that arrived in the mail and a clip from the local Emmy show where Steve & Garry won a local Emmy for “Greetings from Graceland”.

Enjoy!!!


 

FYI – you can hear the song E.T. in these two posts… here and here.

Disco Demolition Week – 31st Anniversary!! (5/5)

Friday, July 9th, 2010

This week we are putting as many things related to DD in one place, right here. In the final post, we will wrap this up with a few Odds & Ends.

To start from the beginning of this series, go here for Part 1.

We couldn’t finish this week without acknowledging that the war on disco also came with a song.

Do You Think I’m Disco was a parody of the Rod Stewart song Do Ya Think I’m Sexy which was #1 on the Billboard charts in 1978. Stever actually did several parody songs to that Rod Stewart song. Do You Think I’m Disco actually cracked the Billboard Top 65 and received national airplay for a couple of weeks.

So here is the 3 minute and 38 second gem (read next paragraph first):


 

Finally, here is great slideshow that is on the Steve Dahl You Tube channel. It also contains the song Do You Think I’m Disco. So if you only want to hear it once, do it from the slide show.

 

I hope you enjoyed our week-long celebration of Disco Demolition. July 12, 1979 will always be in the history books. If you liked it please post a comment or tell a friend.

 

Just one more thing… DISCO STILL SUCKS!!!

 

Buy the 25th Anniversary of Disco Demolition DVD at the Dahl Store.

 

Steve Dahl – Ayatollah! – 1979

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

A-A-A Ayatollah!!

“Come on! Cool your jets. Meditate. Eat a hamburger…”

As you know, the hostage crisis also came with a song.

Ayatollah! was made in late 1979 as a parody to The Knack’s, My Sharonna and was performed by Steve Dahl and Teenage Radiation. This song was released on vinly as a 45. If you listen closely to the beginning you can hear the vinyl crackle. The B-side was Unhappy New Year.

Enjoy!!


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Lyrics
Ayatollah!
Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation

Ooh, you got a real nice beard,
A real nice beard
You know it really caught-a my
Ayatollah!

But you know your mind is weird,
Your mind is weird
You really are a nutty kind of
guy-atollah

Come on! Give us back all the people at the embassy
The Shah’s hangin’ out and he’s takin’ chemotherapy
He’s already gonna die-atollah!

A-A-A-Ayatollah

When you get the Shah back home,
The Shah back home
We know you’re gonna eat him on
rye-atollah

But we kinda need your oil
to make our gas
You know you’re such a pain in the
Ayatollah!

Come on. Cool your jets. Meditate. Eat a hamburger.
Don’t get us too upset or we’ll do something nuclear
(nuclear explosion sound)
Bye-yie-yie-atollah!

A-A-A-Ayatollah!

Ayatollah!

…Iran

A-A-A-Ayatollah!

Americans are mostly cool
mostly cool
But now we’re really startin’ to
fry-atollah

And you know if you were here
You were here
We’d hit you in the face with a
pie-atollah
(spoken)
I mean, nothin’ personal, man, y’know.
I mean, I do like your sandals. Very sharp, dude.
And that robe…Yes. Yes.
You desert dudes are all so tanned.
Can I see your tan lines?
Oh, and one other thing…uh,
Mike Wallace, y’know..on 60 Minutes when you did the thing?
Is he as tall in real life as he looks on TV? I thought not.
Hey, hasta luigi, dudesicle, but remember, calm down
There’s more of us than there are of you.
Ciao!

Steve Dahl Rocks!! Breakfast Club Live Music – 1979

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

So, I figure I would start your weekend on a musical note.  Here is a compilation of music from the October 16, 1979 edition of the “Steve Dahl Breakfast Club” featuring The Hounds.

The Hounds were “one of Chicago’s most loved and most hated 80’s post punk bands. In the age when Off Broadway, Cheap Trick, and Pezband played the Chicago club circuit, one thing was sure; 5PM every Friday WXRT blasted out the demo version of “Drugland Weekend”"

Song highlights include (27:16)

  • “Sweet Jane” (Steve)
  • “Do Wah Diddy Diddy” (Hounds & Steve)
  • “Blues News/Rock & Roll News/Coho Song” (Steve & Garry)
  • “Under My Thumb” (Hounds)

Enjoy & Rock on!!!!


Falklands! (1982)

Monday, April 26th, 2010

In our last few posts you heard Maggie doing several news stories about the beginning of  the Falklands War. The Falklands War lasted 74 days; from April 2, 1982 to June 14, 1982. Steve’s parody song has been around for 28 years.

Falklands! is a parody done to the J. Geils Band song Freeze Frame.

Here is a quick 5 minutes of audio from a Steve and Garry show on WLS_FM from early May 1982. It is an early version of the song and some chatter. This might even be the radio premier. Sorry, the first second of audio has been cut out. Just say “Falk” as you are hitting the play button.

 


 

The final version included a video that you can see below. It came from TheOriginalShockJock site. (no animals were harmed in the filming of this video)

Steve & Garry – March ‘81 (cont.) 1/2

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

This is probably a continuation of the show I posted back in October. Listening to the time they are calling out it seems to match. If not, it is from a day very close to it. This is the audio that I posted if you want to listen to it in context link.

Steve & Garry are just a few weeks into their new gig at WLS-FM. Janet is pregnant with Pat and S&G seem to be settling in. This post is in two parts.

Highlights include (16:04)

  • Lamaze class / Garry has a contraction
  • Kukula Patrol
  • S&G sing during traffic – they loved bugging Sgt. Scott
  • Steve & Garry sing Don’t go Changin’

Enjoy!!


Coho Lip Blues

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

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Coho Lip Blues is the B-side to Do You Think I’m Disco. It is performed by Steve Dahl and Teenage Radiation and was released as a vinyl 45 in 1979.

If you listen closely, you can hear the crackle of the vinyl record. I love that sound.

Here are the lyrics:

Coho Lip Blues

(spoken)
Yea, this is a little somethin’ that we call the Insane Coho Lip Blues.
The Insane Coho Lips, of course, is the anti-disco army dedicated to the eradication of Disco Dystrophy in our lifetime.
It’s the killer of, well, people of all ages and we want to make sure that we get rid of it.
This is how we do it…

(sung)
Now Coho Lips hate disco,
The way your Mom hates rock ‘n roll.
We love to take discos over,
The way midgets love to bowl.

We don’t like Pina Coladas,
We don’t wear white 3-piece suits,
We don’t blow dry our hair until it’s fallin’ out by the roots.
‘Cuz we are Coho, Coho
Insane Coho Lips!

It started in Chicago.
And the word has really spread.
But we won’t rest until we know that disco’s really dead.

We’ll sabotage all their dance floors,
With disco dance floor mines.
And start a whole new dance step,
That sends their bodies flyin’.
‘Cuz we are Coho, Coho
Insane Coho Lips!

Ahh, yea!
(Roman solo)
Insane Coho Lips

So if you’re into disco,
Of the Coho Lips beware.
The next time you’re on the dance floor,
We’ll put fish sticks in your hair.

We don’t mean to get so violent,
You bubonic disco rat.
But Donna Summer makes us sick,
And that my friend is that.
‘Cuz we are Coho, Coho
Insane Coho Lips!

The moral of the story,
And listen very carefully please.
A case of Disco Dystrophy,
Is worse than a social disease.

Cast off all your gold jewelry,
Your wrap-around disco dresses, too.
If we catch you listenin’ to the Bee Gee’s again,
We’ll break your legs in two.
‘Cuz we bes’ Coho, Coho
Insane Coho Lips!
Coho

Enjoy!!


Coho! Coho! Coho!

Steve & Garry – March 16, 1982 (3/3)

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Here’s Steve & Garry from March 16, 1982 on WLS-FM. This post will be in 3 parts. This is Part 3. Click here to go to Part 1.

Highlights include (11:08):

  • It’s Jerry Lewis’ Birthday!
  • What are we doing for St Pats Day?
  • Marcus sings Dirty White Boy
  • Oh Wally

Enjoy!!


The March 17, 1982 St. Patrick’s show will be posted shortly.